Saturday, 27 October 2012

Top Five - The Sweatpants Edition

That's right, give in to my embrace
Reasons To Wear Sweatpants

1. Life can be tiring! It's always great to dress up and look shiny, but we all need a break sometimes. Bumming around the house in your ol'faithfuls while watching The Little Mermaid might be just what you need to get your mojo back. So go ahead, instead of going downtown this Friday night and having a bunch of popped collars grabbing your butt, stay home and work on that nice ass groove in the couch. Your butt will thank you for it.
2. The only thing funnier than parusing People of Wal-Mart is getting in on the action. Throw on the comfiest stuff you own and don't even look in the mirror before you leave the house, cause your doin' your chores hillbilly style! Bring laughs to boring tasks by getting your friends to join in. We all put way too much pressure on ourselves, just have fun! Ever felt at peace with your inner dirtbag? Heaven.

3. Sweatpants are the only type of bottoms that can perform magic. Using the powers of illusion, you will suddenly find space for that last bite of Chinese food. Your stretchy friend won't judge you; there's always room for more in Sweatpants Land.

4. Sweatpants are a nice indulgence from uniforms, suits and girdles; they're like soul food for your ass. Dig in.

5. Death to the muffin top.

     Hugs and poops,

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